Celebrity Spoiler

This video has made the rounds on most gossip blogs, but I felt we would be remiss should we not include it on ours at some point today.

At a concert in Washington, Tim McGraw found himself facing a rowdy fan in the front row of his audience. So, he took it upon himself to alert security during his performance of the song "Indian Outlaw" by beckoning to security into the mic, "Get rid of this guy."

From there, Tim starts hoisting the guy out of the crowd and when security arrives, he helps get the reportedly drunk concertgoer offstage, even raising up his fist when it looks like the dude is going to start something.

This is probably some bullshit story Michael Lohan concocted to score some of that sweet, sweet notoriety he craves so much. Whore. OK! is reporting that Lindsay’s irritating father has a secret lovechild as a result of an extramarital affair.

"Years later [the woman] contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child," he said.

Lohan reportedly cheated on ex-wife Dina Lohan with some trick who later told him he had a daughter. The girl, now 13, is aware of her semi-famous Dad. He even sent her a photograph from when he was in prison that was signed "Love, Daddy."

Lohan, who was divorced from Dina in 2007, has allegedly acknowledged his secret daughter to others in letters.

In one, he reportedly described his secret shame as "beginning to look a lot like Linds, with a mix of [younger brother] Cody, believe it or not." The poor girl’s probably already in a pair of dirty leggings.

The mom is said to be ready to get this shizz out in the open, because she wants to get paid. Good luck with that. I’m guessing Lindsay isn’t going to be in the mood for a loan when she hears this bullshit.

"It’s time for Michael to take responsibility," the mother has said. Someone’s overestimating the dude’s financial situation.

Jude Law and his ex-wife Sadie Frost are still pals. They recently chilled together with dogs at a park in North London. Despite their divorce, Jude and Sade still talk and laugh and raise Rafferty, 11, Iris, 7, and five-year-old Rudy in an easy-going manner.

Jude has a new woman on his receding hairline every other second, but he seems to have always gotten along with Frost despite their divorce in 2003.

"Ultimately, neither of us is bitter. We started out as friends, we have wonderful children and we are still friends. We talk every single day on the phone and care about each other being happy," she gushed last year.

Well, SOMEONE’s going to have to help him through that balding trauma. Fer chrissakes, I’m STILL in therapy. The boyfriend’s like "you arent’ balding!" And I’m like "then what is this f*cking helipad on my melon! I can see it!" And then he tunes me out to find out what time Wall-E is playing. Relationships are not easy. Hang on to Sadie for as long as you, Jude.

According to Good Morning America, Maroon 5 is one of the top acts of the decade. Also, according to Good Morning America, Maroon 5 released their latest album It Won’t Be Soon Before Long this summer.

I bought the album last summer…

Anywho, Maroon 5 performed their latest single "If I Never See Your Face Again." It isn’t quite as cool as when they perform it with Rihanna, who collaborated on the track. It’s okay though, because Adam Levine can wear a white T-shirt and manage to look just as hot as Rihanna does in her concert get-ups. Yum!

Seriously, ease up. Joel Madden’s in no hurry to shove a ring on Nicole Richie’s finger. Of course he isn’t. She’s a gila monster. Yeah, I know she had a kid, but that doesn’t make her less of a gila monster.

Madden did the guest DJ thing at the Suzuki/Oakley Celebrity Ride on Wednesday, and spoke about his reluctance to tie the knot with his babylady.

"We don’t have any plans for that right now," Madden said. "We’re just happy, and we’re being a family, and that’s where we’re at right now. But marriage means something different to everyone."

He is enjoying being a dad to their daughter Harlow, however.

"It’s crazy," he says. "Every day she does something new. When she reaches for me, it’s awesome! Just watching her grow, it melts me!"

The glacier isn’t melted enough to marry Mommy, though.

Awwww – matching heart-shaped sunglasses! Kelly Osbourne and boyfriend Luke Howell leave the Bungalow 8 club in Covent Garden

Grey’s Anatomy ingrate Katherine Heigl is pictured here visiting her best gay, T.R. Knight, in Los Feliz. Heigl has been experienced a much deserved backlash ever since claimed she withdrew her name from Emmy consideration because the Grey’s Anatomy version. Ok, that’s the snarky Clif notes version. But you hear me.

It’s good to know that a girl, even a raging bitch like Hegil, can still rely on her main gay. A gay will never desert you. Unless you keep insisting on wearing that damn belt. Seriously, that thing is ugly. Cut it out.

Cut the shit Maria Sharapova, go do some drills.

We wonder why these amazing athletes become worse and worse at their sports. Well here’s a clue: The Media. Sharapova has been doing so many campaigns, ads and all the other cute shit that Hollywood is made for. And now at the prestigious Wimbledon, she decides to get screwed by Alla Kudryavtseva.

What the bloody hell is your problem Maria? You beat Serena Williams 4 years ago. Now you’re pathetic. Sharapova responded to the defeat:

“I guess it wasn’t my day. She just did everything better than I did.”

Well no shit sherlock. Of course she did better than you because she’s focused on the game and doesn’t have to do all the commercials and side crap you do.

Leave the glamor outside the court Sharapova.

I am laughing so hard at VH1. Look at this thing they have created.

This is Tiffany Pollard, best known as New York from Flavor of Love. She went from your average 2 cent skank to a busty whore. She even got her own effing reality show. Shit, thats messed up. You got to whore yourself up to get money these days. Those implants seem like they’re about to fall off though. That would be pretty funny if that happened. Hell, I think Vh1 should make the show be about how many times she gets rejected from Hollywood. Yes. I would watch that! Still, this bitch actually gets paid…and people still find her attractive.

She’s no fine piece of ass, she’s more like a thick piece of shit.

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The hype and anticipation for Lindsay Lohan’s third studio album is elevating at an exponential level.

It will be called Spirit In The Dark. Hm…the title is interesting, now does this Spirit refer to her lesbian self and how she’s still in the closet…so that gives away the Dark part? Yep. I’m pretty damn sure that’s what it means.

Let’s take a look at the other homies that will be producing songs on the album. Here are two familiar names: Pharrell Williams and Akon. Pharrell is awesome and so is Akon, but can they really make Linsday’s album Grammy-winning?

Hell no.