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Despite his new single, ‘Transform You’ featuring Lil’ Wayne and Swizz Beatz, being an absolute banger, Chris “Woman-Beater” Breezy’s comeback looks as bad as Rihanna did that fateful night. Too soon?

Sources have confirmed that the ticket sales of his “comeback” tour are pitiful, disastrous even. Prior to February, Chris was selling out 20,000 plus seat arenas filled with mothers and daughter alike. Now, Home-slice can’t even sell 1000 seat venues. I wonder if Oprah had anything to do with that.

Looks like he should kept his hands to himself.

Jerk…

Russell Brand’s friends believe the British comic is ready to settle down with singer Katy Perry.

Russell Brand, who has been linked to many women in the past and known as quite a womanizer, has his friends convinced he is ready to ask Katy Perry to marry him.

A friend to Russell Brand stated: “We’ve never seen him like this. He always has a woman on his arm, or in his bed, and hasn’t been interested in monogamy.

“But this is different – we all think it won’t be long before he marries Katy. I’m waiting for a call to say they are in that Little Chapel in Vegas and have run off to get married.”

Even former Oasis singer Noel Gallagher added: “He’s a changed man, Russell.”

Brand, 34, said he has never been happier than since he began dating Katy Perry, 25.

He said: “To be honest I haven’t stopped smiling. She’s a lovely girl and it’s going really, really well. In fact I’ve never felt more settled in all my life. Katy is fantastic. I’m really happy.”

Russell Brand even admits he is ready to get married and have a family.

He said: “I am ready for children actually. It’s been seven years since I took drugs. I’ve made a film. I don’t have to fight so much. I’ve grown weary of the carousel.”

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Singer Joss Stone was so desperate to release her album, ‘Colour Me Free’, that she actually offered her house to the record company to pay for putting her record out.

The ‘Super Duper Love’ singer wanted her album ‘Colour Me Free’ released, but her label EMI felt it wasn’t commercial enough to sell so Joss came up with her own plan.

She said: “It got to the point where I said, ‘Take my house and release the record’. The thing is, I just made an album and I wanted people to like it. I did not think anything of it. Why did it have to be a big deal? Why does it have to focus on being a number one song? F**k that, I can’t be bothered.”

EMI finally agreed to release ‘Colour Me Free’, but said they would not promote the release.

But Joss is positive that her album will do well.

She added: “EMI were running a business. It’s not about you having a lovely time in the studio… so it’s got a low budget? That’s fine by me. I just wanted to have artistic freedom. I’m tired of all the silliness.

“We will cross our fingers and see what we can muster. We’ll maybe see what we can do ourselves.”

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Star Magazine ran a story about Coldplay’s frontman Chris Martin being seen with a beautiful blond making out… that wasn’t his wife.

A source told the magazine that Chris Martin was kissing a blond woman that happened to be his wife’s good friend actress Kate Bosworth!

“I couldn’t believe my eyes,” an eyewitness told Star. “There was Chris totally making out with Kate in front of other people. At first I thought it might be Gwyneth, but when she came up for air, it was clear the woman was Kate!”

Not surprisingly, Chris Martin’s rep is denying the story about Chris, 32, kissing 26 year-old Kate Bosworth.

Martin’s rep said,  “This story is entirely untrue.”

Martin and his wife of six years, Gwyneth Paltrow, are “more than fine,” sources stated.

The source says the alleged Martin-Bosworth make-out “simply never happened.

She may have been in the same room with him, but he is not having an affair, was not kissing her or holding her hand.”

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 This holiday season is sure to bring lots of joys to many people, especially at the expense of funnyman, Jim Carrey.

He’s cast in the highly anticipated holiday classic, A Christmas Carol, where he stars as none other than the infamous Ebenezer Scrooge.

I, literally, cannot wait! After stealing Christmas as The Grinch, moviegoers are sure to have an anti-humbug holiday!

 Love and marriage have proven time and time again to be frugal in Hollywood.

And Fergie and her husband Josh Duhamel are no exception.

After a “tense and spiritual” discussion about the recent rumors of Josh’s infidelity last night, Josh is “definitely in the doghouse”. The word around Tinseltown is that Josh had a fling with a stripper about a month ago. Photos of the two have even surfaced.

(Pause for reaction) 

And although Mr. Fergie fiercely denies the allegations, Mrs. Duhamel isn’t having it.  Stay tuned!

Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin will reportedly be co-hosting the Oscars next year.  Read what the funny guys had to say about their hosting duties below.

Martin and Baldwin will team up to host the Academy Awards for 2010.

“I am happy to co-host the Oscars with my enemy Alec Baldwin,” Steve said in a statement.

“I don’t play the banjo but I’m thrilled to be hosting the Oscars – it’s the opportunity of a lifetime,” Alec added, talking about Steve Martin, who plays the banjo with the bluegrass band Steep Canyon Rangers.

This will be Alec Baldwin’s first time to host the Oscars but Steve hosted the 73rd and 75th Oscars show.

Both Steve and Alec have a hosting rivalry going with SNL with Steve having hosted “SNL” 15 times and Alec the sketch comedy just 14 times.

The 2010 Academy Awards will be held on March 7 at the Kodak Theater in Los Angeles.

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Josh Duhamel has denied the National Enquirer’s reports of his affair with a stripper last week, his wife Fergie doesn’t believe him.

The Chicago Sun-Times reported that Duhamel had ”a very intense and heated” discussion about his fling with the stripper.

”He’s definitely IN the doghouse,” the insider revealed.  But for now, Stacey Ferguson “Fergie”, is trying to work things out.

‘But Fergie’s hanging in there – at least for the time being. “She understands show business marriages are not like other people’s. “She was fully aware of Josh’s reputation as a ladies man when she hooked up with him.”

Be sure and read the story of Josh Duhamel’s fling with the stripper and weigh in with your comments!

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Ryan Seacrest’s alleged stalker Chidi Uzomah, has pleaded not guilty to one felony stalking charge and two misdemeanor charges of disobeying a court order.

The judge had granted a protective order for Ryan Seacrest which states that Chidi Benjamin Uzomah must stay 500 yards away from the “American Idol” host. Uzomah’s bail was set at $150,000.

Chidi Uzomah is accused of stalking Seacrest between September 15 and October 30, the day he was arrested at the E! building where Ryan Seacrest does his radio and television show.

Uzomah is the same guy that choked Ryan Seacrest’s bodyguard outside of a hospital in Orange County back in September. Uzomah had a knife on him at that time too.

If convicted of these new charges, Uzomah faces a maximum of four years in state prison.

He’s due back in court on November 16.

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Nicolas Cage, one of Hollywood’s highest paid actors, has found himself owing over $6.3 million in back taxes.

In a lawsuit filed on Oct. 16 in Los Angeles, the actor, 45, says his longtime business manager, Samuel J. Levin, “lined his [own] pockets with several million dollars in business management fees while sending Cage down a path toward financial ruin.”

The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans actor had hired Levin to oversee his investments and finances, which apparently led to his financial ruin.

In April, Nicolas Cage was forced to sell his Bavarian castle, selling it to his German advisor, lawyer Konrad Wilfurth.

And now Cage has been forced to put his other homes on the market in California, Las Vegas and New Orleans, where two of his residencesare up for auction. Regions Bank reportedly foreclosed on Hancock Park Real Estate Co., the owner of Cage’s properties, for $5.5 million in unpaid mortgage debts.

There was a tax lien placed on Cage’s real-estate holdings because of $6 million in unpaid taxes dating from 2007. And on top of that, the IRS has another lien for over  $350,000 in unpaid taxes dating from 2002 to 2004.

East West Bank also filed a breach-of-contract complaint in Los Angeles Superior Court that states that Cage had failed to repay a $2 million loan.

In the lawsuit that the actor filed against his business manager, Cage says he “relied on Levin to handle his financial affairs to ensure that he and his family would have a financially secure future built on the foundation of the substantial monies Cage earned through years of hard work.”

“He is now forced to sell major assets and investments at a significant loss and is faced with huge tax liabilities because of Levin’s incompetence, misrepresentations and recklessness,” the lawsuit alleges.(Interestingly, Cage sold off his rare comic-book collection for more than $1.6 million in 2002, a year after hiring Levin.)

Now Nicolas Cage faces “catastrophic losses” of more than $20 million, according to his lawsuit. The next court hearing is scheduled for February 2010.

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